Back in 2007, I had the pleasure of spending a day out in the California desert shooting footage for a potential cable TV project that didn’t ever work out. Long story. But it was about archaeology, and the producers brought in a real-live archaeologist to play an archaeologist in the shoot.

His name was Robert Cargill, Ph.D. He’s a man of both faith and science and has some serious credentials. Dr. Cargill has a seminary degree, has taught Hebrew Bible and New Testament courses at Pepperdine, once worked for Nicole Kidman as her personal history and religion tutor (a crazy story, btw), earned his Ph.D. from UCLA with a focus on Second Temple period archaeology and biblical studies.

Oh, and his dissertation focused on Qumran remains, where the Dead Sea Scrolls were discovered. He’s been working as a dig-in-the-dirt archaeologist for the last decade, but he does more than that: Dr. Cargill also serves as Chief Architect and Designer of the Qumran Visualization Project, a real-time virtual reconstruction of the site of Qumran.

He is way smarter than me. And if you watch closely, he shows up on a lot of History Channel and Discovery Channel shows debunking aliens and talking about the Bible. Sometimes in the same documentary!

So when all the media outlets exploded this week with the announcement that an Evangelical group called Noah’s Ark Ministries International had discovered Noah’s Ark up on Mt. Ararat, I found myself wondering what Bob thought. So I asked him.

Here’s what he said:

JB: The ark hunters said they are 99.9% certain that the wood they found in Turkey is Noah’s Ark. That number surprises me. It seems a little too certain for a science like archaeology. What do you make of this claim?

Dr. Robert Cargill: Consider me to be part of the .1%. Not only is this a sensational claim with very little credible evidence, it now appears to be a hoax. As a rule of thumb, anytime you hear 99.9%, it’s not scientific. In this case, it’s sheer sensational falsehood.

So let’s discuss the now-public suggestion that it’s a hoax. That’s what Dr. Randall Price told the Christian Science Monitor. Price is an evangelical archaeologist and a former member of the team that found the “ark.” Would serious archaeologists really be fooled by planted evidence?

Sure. A good hoax or salted (planted) evidence can fool some scholars. And of course, every single legitimate find always has a few scholars claiming it’s a forgery, often times because it doesn’t fit with their earlier claims. But while some scholars can be fooled, this is not one of those cases. The fact that this is part of a marketing campaign and bypassed scholarship altogether raises the red flag of suspicion.

From your perspective, what’s the big deal about archaeologists trying to find Noah’s Ark? Why the fascination?

Three reasons: One, the flood is one of the biblical stories that just about everyone has heard, even the non-religious. Thus, if you can find Noah’s Ark, then there must have been a flood, and if there was a flood, then the Bible is historical and true, and if the Bible is historical and true, then why don’t you accept it?

Second, the creation stories and the flood stories are stories that have zero archaeological and scientific evidence to support them, and all kinds of evidence that contradict them. Thus, they are the least likely to be historical, and are therefore under the greatest ‘attack’, at least according to Evangelicals. Thus, many feel they must defend these stories vigorously.

Finally, because the story of Noah’s Ark is so well known, and because so many want to believe them despite the evidence to the contrary, it is easy to raise money for these expeditions. The pitch is simple: “You want people to believe the Bible, don’t you? Well, if we find the Ark, the world will have to believe.” So, in order to show their faith, people give to Ark expeditions in the hopes that they contribute to something big. All they end up doing is funding free trips to Turkey for the group of tourists that make up the ‘expedition.’ They get to be honorable citizens and stay in fine hotels and all the while believe they are demonstrating their faith. After enjoying a luxurious trip abroad, they use the rest of the money to fund their various ministries. And since they never find anything, they keep coming back for more donations with the plea, “But we’re soooo close.” In that sense, it’s a scam.

What about you personally? Do you have any interest in finding archaeological proof of biblical events? Is there anything to be gained by it?

There is plenty of archaeological evidence that corroborates claims made in the Bible. We begin seeing a few of these in the 10th century BCE, but really nothing before that: no Patriarchs, no Creation, no Exodus (so-called ‘evidence’ for various Exoduses are all hoaxes as well). Not until the settlement in Canaan do we begin to see evidence of biblical claims. (We also find evidence that contradicts some of the claims made in the Bible.)

We have evidence of construction on the Temple in Jerusalem, the build up of cities like Megiddo and Lachish and Dan, evidence of a preparation in defense of an Assyrian attack on Jerusalem (2 Kings 18), evidence for an exile to Babylon, etc. Likewise, there is evidence of New Testament claims.

It is important to remember, however, that real archaeologists don’t go ‘looking for something.’ We dig. We dig and we find what we find. Wherever the evidence leads us, we go. Whatever the evidence says, we report. We don’t go looking to ‘prove the Bible.’ This is flawed methodology, because you begin seeing what you want to see or hope to see, and not what’s really there.

Is there anything else the average Christian needs to know about this story?

It’s a hoax. We’ll never find Noah’s Ark, the Ark of the Covenant, etc., not only because they may not be historical, but because the ancients were far better recyclers than we are. My Prius and I are no match for ancient recyclers, who would have torn or melted down and reused anything of value, especially wood and gold. Don’t base your faith on relics.

And don’t base your faith on the historicity of pre-scientific attempts to explain why things are the way they are. These are not scientific stories, they were attempts to convey thoughts about God and his activity in this world. Believe the biblical stories or don’t, but remember that just as Jesus told parables that he often made up in order to communicate a moral point, so too did the early biblical authors. (I mean, had Jesus really seen a man get robbed on the road to Jericho, don’t you think he, Jesus, would have helped?)

It’s a story that conveys an ethical principle. So are the flood stories in Genesis 6-9 and the creation stories in Genesis 1 and 2. One should base one’s faith on how they are to treat others, and not on ancient attempts to explain the origin of rainbows.

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Thanks for the insight and expertise, Dr. Cargill. For a more in-depth rant on the whole Noah’s Ark find and some helpful links, check out this Ark-debunking post on Robert Cargill’s personal blog. Then follow him on twitter if you’d like.

A have a favor to ask you on behalf of a friend of mine. He’s working on a project and has been soliciting answers from both believers and non-believers to the following question:

What do other Christians do or say that frustrates you?

I thought we might be able to generate some thought-provoking answers to that question, which I end up addressing more than once in the new book.

For instance, one time I overheard a well-meaning Christian say, “It’s totally a God thing that my flight got canceled, because I got to share my faith with the lady next to me. Talk about a divine appointment!”

That kind of over-spiritualization of chance occurrences really frustrates me, because it’s so narcissistic. Yes, Christians place a high value on the salvation of a single soul. But do you really want to infer that God whipped up a thunderstorm at DFW, piled stress on airline employees, and inconvenienced hundreds of travelers just to engineer a single (eternally significant) conversation? Really?

I can’t go there. If my flight gets canceled, I’m hesitant to assume a master evangelistic plan. I’d much rather chalk it up to a backlog of delayed flights due to a major storm somewhere. That’s not a God thing. It’s just common sense. The alternative — delighting in it for self-centered evangelistic purposes, without giving a thought to the countless other people who just want to get home in time to say goodnight to their kids — is pretty unattractive.

Anyway, there’s an example.

Please note: the aim here isn’t to pile on to Christians for the stuff we all do. Think of it as constructive criticism. What are the things we Christians do or say that might seem harmless to us, but could be annoying or frustrating from another perspective?

Got it?

Comment away.

Why do we doubt? In my new book, I discuss several of the causes of spiritual doubt, including sin, guilt, depression, circumstances, familiarity/boredom, and intellectual challenges.

But there’s one doubt-generator I’ve been thinking of lately that’s not in the book: options. I had the privilege of hearing Daniel Taylor mention this idea briefly a couple weeks ago at the Festival of Faith & Writing.

Let’s say you’re out shopping for a car. And let’s say it’s 1908. And let’s also say you’re a middle-class American. So if it’s 1908 and you’re looking to buy an affordable car in the United States, you pretty much have one option: the Ford Model-T. If you know anyone else who owns a car, they also drive a Model-T. Except for a few really rich guys with novelty German vehicles, all the cars on the road came off Henry Ford’s assembly line. And all of the Model-Ts are black.

If you wanted a car, you’d buy it and no one would think anything of it. Your only choice is whether or not to buy a car. That’s it.

Compare that to today. In 2010, there are countless makes and models of cars on the road. Any color you want. New cars. Used cars. Hybrids. Trucks. SUVs. Hatchbacks. Sedans. We have options. So any time we make a decision to buy a certain car, we’re bound to experience a twinge of doubt as soon as we make the decision. We call it “buyer’s remorse.”

Did I make the right choice? Should I have gone with better fuel economy? Is this one as reliable as that other one? Is the red paint job too flashy? Will we be OK with 10 cupholders or should we get the one with 14?

We have too many car-buying options, and options lead to doubt.

Now let’s step away from the Model-T metaphor, because this is not a blog post about cars. Consider the world we’re living in now. When it comes to spirituality and religion, we have options. Thousands of options. The planet is more connected than ever, and this global inter-connectedness has made the world smaller. We’re exposed to far more cultures, spiritual traditions, and religious viewpoints than ever before. Anti-religious or non-religious viewpoints are gaining traction, too.

Even more, we have all these groundbreaking advances in medicine, genetics, and science to deal with. And we have to deal with them, because they are starting to explain things that, until now, we just didn’t understand. Stuff we used to label Religious, or Mystery, or Divine. (Example: Persinger’s “God helmet”)

And even more, we’re seeing a bunch of global religious upheaval because of the Church’s failures — abuse scandals and sex scandals and political scandals and big human screw-ups.

Today’s religious climate is filled with options and the result is doubt. We might all be suffering from a little buyer’s remorse — with all these options, have I made the right choice? — and this leads to uncertainty.

So we’re living in a time when, if you’re human and you’re paying attention, you’re going to run into some questions. Big questions. Scary questions. The problem is that some of us are encountering these questions in an environment that gets really suspicious when you ask hard questions. Those suspicions can turn doubters really lonely people, because it’s easier just to be quiet. It’s easier to not make waves. It’s easier to just shove the questions down inside and pretend they don’t exist. It’s easier to act like you have it all together.

It’s easier to lie.

But it’s not healthy. We’ve got to find a way to talk about these questions without fear and without having to hide. Doubters need encouragement to work through their questions without judgment. We need the freedom to think critically and use the rational minds we’ve been given. We need to know it’s possible to remain a practicing Christian without being paralyzed by doubt.

We have to remember that doubt can deepen faith. It doesn’t have to derail it, just like it doesn’t have to devolve into bitter cynicism. Faith and doubt can co-exist. They work side-by-side. Because faith only exists when doubt is present. Otherwise it’s not “faith.” It’s certainty.

In a world full of religious options, we have to make the church a safe place for doubters. If we don’t, eventually, our churches will be full of pretenders.

Or they’ll be empty.

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Here’s a new O Me of Little Faith interview at Popcropolis. It may or may not mention a stack of yeti.

Fellow doubt-writer Rachel Held Evans reviews O Me of Little Faith, and admits to being afraid we wrote the same book. But good news! We didn’t.

Crystal at Soul Munchies has posted a very generous review and will be giving away two copies of the book tomorrow.

Yikes. These scary contests are getting more and more disturbing every time. Splattered brain matter, rotting body cavities, burning corpses, hemorrhoid cream…I’m going to have to put a parental advisory on these things.

Still: Well done. Some great stuff here. Let’s start with a few of the honorable mentions.

Best “Mr. Shifty” Usage
Jeremy, whose “Mr. Shifty” wasn’t a goat or a person, but rather a house. A scary house with a blood-red roof.

Second-Best “Mr. Shifty” Usage and Best Allusion to International Genetic Milestones
Kit Palmer, whose story referenced a certain “Dr. Shiftowitz” and Dollie the cloned sheep.

Best Celebrity Shout-Out
Jacob, who found a way to work Ryan Seacrest into his story.

Best Closing Lines That Also Could Have Been the Caption of a “Far Side” Cartoon
Maria D.’s tightly constructed story that ended with this gem: The goats had won. For now.

Most Offensive Naming Convention
Bryan Allain, for naming a dog “Boyett.”

Best Biblical Tie-In
Bob from Chicago, who wrapped up the whole conceit into the Abraham/Isaac story.

Most Creative Storytelling Method
Kyle Davis, who kept within the 5-sentence limit by telling the first three sentences of the story and the last two sentences of the story… while leaving a lot of mysterious plot unsaid.

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But I had no trouble choosing the winner of this one. It’s Shawn Smucker. Shawn’s submission was economical, beautifully descriptive, contained an impressive amount of action, and ended with a chilling surprise: the subtle shift of a vehicle.

Oooh. So good. Shawn’s a professional writer, and proves it with this story.

The occasional passing volcanic ash cloud always killed a few of the strays, but Bryan had never thought of using one of them to lure that nightmare from the barn. He drug the straggler by the horn and left it lying in the middle of the deserted lane, then jogged back to the pick up truck where he had been living for a month: it was out of gas, but the rifle under the seat still had one more shining bullet. He knew he was running a serious risk by staying in the truck after dusk, but he couldn’t stand one more night in the trees, and “Mr. Shifty” gravitated to dead flesh first. As the filtered sunlight began to fade, and specks of snow drifted aimlessly through the gathering dark, Bryan lifted the rifle and looked through the scope, the x trained on the slowly opening barn door. But when the door swung wide, nothing was there, and Bryan felt the subtlest shift as someone, or something, stepped up into the bed of the pick-up truck and approached him from behind.

“…using one of them to lure that nightmare from the barn” is a killer line.

Shawn, email me your shipping address and I’ll get a free copy of O Me of Little Faith headed your way.

Thanks, everyone, for your submissions! If you didn’t win, keep reading. There are more of these coming in the future.

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And for what it’s worth, here’s where I found the photo, including its real-life caption.

As promised, it’s time for yet another five-sentence scary story contest. This time, you have an entire weekend to submit your story in the comments.

For inspiration, here are the links to the previous 5-sentence contests:
The one with snow
The one with a shark
The romantic one
The very first one

First, please take a look at this recent photo:

Now, for the rules.

This is a Five-Sentence Scary Story Contest. Your job is to come up with a creative and frightening story inspired by this photo (please submit your story via comment), while adhering to the following five rules:

Rule #1: It doesn’t have to have anything to do with the actual real-life subject/explanation of the photo.

Rule #2: It has to involve a character nicknamed “Mr. Shifty.” There is nothing significant behind the name “Mr. Shifty.” I thought of it, it made me laugh, and I want to see how you turn something that makes me laugh into something foreboding.

Rule #3: Somewhere, your story must contain this phrase: volcanic ash cloud.

Rule #4: Your story must contain five sentences. No more. No less. However, there are no rules dictating the length of your sentences

Rule #5: Your story must be frightening, moody, mysterious, or otherwise scary in tone.

The winner gets a free copy of O Me of Little Faith. I will determine the winner based on a highly subjective formula that considers creativity, style, adherence to the rules, and the relative awesomeness of your story in comparison to other submissions.

The contest will last until 9 am central time on Monday, April 26, at which point I’ll choose my favorite five-sentence submission. To get things started, my own submission is below. (Don’t worry, though. Despite my raging ego, I probably won’t choose myself as the winner. Though the shipping costs would be much less expensive that way.)

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Gerald coughed, gagged, and then stumbled in the rancid mud. The volcanic ash cloud had swallowed the horizon now, a black devouring nothingness that brought him to his ancient knees. Greasy fingers against his neck woke him from his stupor, and suddenly there was young Mr. Shifty, the farmer, dragging him through the muck toward the Dark Place. Not the barn, Gerald thought, his wool trembling in the premature twilight. Please, God, not the barn.

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Your turn. Go!

A brief confession: I’m knee deep in blog interviews for book promotion. Which are a lot of fun, and completely my own doing, and something for which I am nothing but grateful. But they require a lot of writing, which is preventing from concocting any meaningful blog posts today. My apologies for that. But just you wait until tomorrow!

In the meantime, here are three things to keep you busy:

1. Pastor David Kenney posted a thoughtful (and pastoral) review of O Me of Little Faith. Thank you for the kind words, David.

2. For the last couple of years I’ve recycled a blog post on Earth Day. (Recycled! Yes!) I’m not going to re-post it today, but you can read the original from 2008 here.

3. Tomorrow we return to the much-beloved 5-sentence scary story contest. Which I LOVE. Look for a weird photo to be posted in the morning, along with a few random rules. Get your creativity flowing. You’ll have all weekend to enter. The winner gets a free copy of O Me of Little Faith.

I know yesterday’s post already mentioned my trip to Grand Rapids for the Festival of Faith & Writing, but I want to get one more post out while the experience is still fresh. Being around other writers (published and unpublished), editors, and agents is definitely inspiring, and it’s something I hope to do again.

For those who didn’t make it there, here are nine memorable things I’ll take away from the festival.

1.
Eugene Peterson eats yogurt for breakfast.

2. Writers — both published and unpublished — are desperate for tips about blogging, Twitter, Facebook, and anything else social media-related. Everyone knows they need to do it in the name of “building a platform.” But no one knows how. Including me. In panel discussions and private conversations, I presented myself as a social media “expert,” but the truth is that I’m just making this stuff up as I go along.

3. Super-agent Greg Daniel looks very intimidating in his Twitter profile photo, but he’s actually very friendly.

4. Based on my interactions with Zondervan staff, they only employ gracious, friendly, and super-cool people.

5. It is possible to write honestly about a religious upbringing you have ultimately rejected, while still honoring your friends and family members who maintain those beliefs. Thank you, Michael Perry, for illustrating this so brilliantly.

6. Sarah Cunningham and Rachel Held Evans are as cool in person as they come across in my previous blog interviews with them.

7. The best writing gets polished and polished and polished on the surface level. And all that polishing eventually allows the “fist of truth” to break through with a powerful uppercut from deep beneath the surface. (Thanks, Kate DiCamillo, for the memorable analogy.)

8. How awesome is Eugene Freaking Peterson? I gasped out loud when he finished his talk. That is not something I do very often.

9. No writer, despite his or her level of success, is completely satisfied. I had a conversation with a friend of a memoirist I admire. Let’s call this memoirist Author A. The friend of Author A mentioned how frustrated Author A is that her memoir — a quirky but exceptionally inspiring story about faith — hasn’t gotten the same attention as another memoir by Author B, whose equally quirky and inspiring memoir became a mega-bestseller. And here I am, listening to this conversation, knowing that I would be ABSOLUTELY THRILLED to have the sales and attention that Author A has received for her work. Yes — the frustrated, envious Author A.

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Ken Grant blogs a review of O Me of Little Faith followed by an interview with yours truly.

Last week I attended the big Festival of Faith & Writing at Calvin in Grand Rapids, Michigan. This is a wonderful biennial writers’ conference that happens to occur in the hometown of my publisher, Zondervan. So I had a great time meeting the team there, signing books, appearing on a couple of fun panels, stalking Eugene Peterson and Kate DiCamillo, and otherwise enjoying the chance to hang out with writer friends.

If you are a writer or dream of someday getting published, mark April 2012 on your calendar right now and plan to attend.

But despite all the inspiring and challenging stuff that happened at the festival, one of the highlights of my time in Grand Rapids was the opportunity to spend time with the Crowley family and my cover twin, Drew.

Yes: the kid from the cover.

As I mentioned in that post, thanks to the wonders of the Internets, I was able to track down the identify of the scrawny, fierce dude on the cover of my new book. He lives in Grand Rapids, and I had the pleasure of sharing a meal with the Crowleys on Friday night. We had pizza. We signed books for each other (I signed a couple copies of O Me of Little Faith for them, and had Drew sign a book cover for me, too.)

And then we took pictures. The cover for O Me of Little Faith was shot in the Crowley’s yard, right in front of their little green house in East Grand Rapids. So clearly the two of us needed to recreate the shot, right?

Here we are in a regular pose:

And here we are approximating the cover shot (only with more muscle flexing and without the band-aids):

My apologies for showing more skin than you probably wanted to see, but it was too good to pass up.

Drew proudly took the book to school yesterday to show his classmates how famous he was. So fun.

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A handful of OMOLF reviews are starting to show up online, if you’re interested:

Danny Bixby

New Ways Forward

Make Seriously

ThatGuyKC

File this under “tooting one’s own horn,” but I don’t care. Due to some timing problems, the first press run of O Me of Little Faith won’t have any of the endorsements on it. This doesn’t matter to a lot of you, because 1) you’re not interested in it anyway, regardless of what someone famous says; or 2) you were already planning to read it, regardless of what someone famous says.

But endorsements are important, and they help give you an idea of what the book’s like before buying. So I’m going to list here the ones I know about from the Zondervan product site (there may be more).

If you want to preorder, go ahead. Thank you. The book should ship within a couple of weeks.

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O Me of Little Faith will not solve your doubt problems, but it will be a friendly, helpful companion through your doubts. Told with an uncanny knack for finding the right story, Jason Boyett’s memoir of doubt will help all of us in our faith.”
Scot McKnight, Karl A. Olsson Professor in Religious Studies, North Park University

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“Never before have I known of—much less ever read–a book about Christian doubt that is chock-full of laughter and sanctity, confessional candor, and credible confession all at one and the same time. In fact, I did not even know that such a book could be written; but that’s exactly what Jason Boyett has done. O Me of Little Faith is the work of a devout, passionate, and believing doubter, and it has the ring of truth on every single page.”
Phyllis Tickle, author of The Great Emergence

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“Crackles with humor and truth. Not recommended for people who are afraid of either.”
Daniel Radosh, author of Rapture Ready! Adventures in the Parallel Universe of Christian Pop Culture

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“It’s been said that if your beliefs, whatever they may be, cannot undergo scrutiny, then they’re not worth holding. Jason Boyett isn’t afraid of putting a magnifying glass to his faith and asking tough questions that some people would rather ignore. I think both Christians and atheists will agree that he’s better off because of it.”
Hemant Mehta, author of I Sold My Soul on eBay and blogger at FriendlyAtheist.com

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“Jason Boyett may call himself a spiritual weakling, but the way he hangs it all out there in this book makes me marvel at his strength. This is a courageously honest book. Jason not only makes it okay to doubt, he makes it okay to believe.”
Tom Larson, founder of Healing Waters International

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“Don’t mistake Jason Boyett’s book as just another memoir; it’s a necessary voice in an important conversation. He leads by example, dispelling the myths that Christians have it all together and never struggle with belief. If we all addressed faith with the same honesty, transparency, and thoughtful reflection as Jason has here, the church undoubtedly would be in a much better place today.”
Christian Piatt, editor of Banned Questions About the Bible (February 2011)

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“Jason Boyett has written a thoughtful, humorous narrative on doubt and faith. The questions he asks in the introduction alone are worth the price of admission, but it’s the way that he explores these questions with fear and trembling (and very funny footnotes) that make this book a must-read.”
Rob Stennett, author of The Almost True Story of Ryan Fisher and The End Is Now

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“Mr. Boyett’s memoir, O Me of Little Faith, is a hilarious, thought-provoking essay of excruciating honesty and courage. It thankfully opens a refreshing window in the realm of Christian non-fiction, letting some much-needed oxygen flow into a genre often bogged down by stuffy platitudes and false piety. I will read anything and everything he writes!”
Tess Mallory, author, Highland Rebel

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“An engaging, wonderfully human portrait of faith and doubt for those among the next generation who identify as both ‘Christian’ and ‘intellectual’—and sometimes struggles to reconcile these two categories.”
Donna Freitas, Author, Sex and the Soul: Juggling Sexuality, Spirituality, Romance, and Religion on America’s College Campuses

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Big thanks and appreciation to all of you who endorsed. I’m especially thrilled at the crazy diversity of this group.

It includes, in no particular order:
An atheist
A self-described “secular Jew”
A major voice in the emerging church
A highly respected New Testament scholar
An Ivy-league religion scholar who is Catholic
A satirical Christian novelist
A mainstream romance novelist
A former advertising copywriter-turned-missionary-turned-humanitarian with only nine fingers
A jazz/spoken-word recording artist

My secret is that I wrote it precisely to address the needs of people in the categories above. So…success!

I’ve mentioned Kevin Hendricks before on this blog. He’s been a full-time freelance writer for as long as I’ve known him, which is several years now. He edits Church Marketing Sucks, founded Color4aCause, maintains his own blog, and has kept a very entertaining Twitter feed for more than a couple of years, which is pretty much a lifetime in the Twitterverse.

Right before some good friends of ours began the process of adopting from China, Kevin and his family adopted their son, Milo, from Ethiopia. I followed the lengthy process on Twitter, and was thrilled to hear that Kevin had decided to turn the whole journey into a book by republishing his Twitter feed.

It’s called Addition by Adoption: Kids, Causes & 140 Characters. Part of the proceeds from the book go to fund a clean water well in Ethiopia. If you like quirky families, quality writing, good causes, and heart-warming adoption stories, this is the book for you.

With the book ready to launch and a special preorder week kicking off today, I asked Kevin if he was up for an interview.

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Jason: At what point during the process did you start to think these Twitter updates could be turned into a book? Did it then change the way you tweet?

Kevin: I think the response from people, both on Twitter and Facebook, influenced me more than anything. I had an instant gauge for what tweets generated a response and I probably tweeted with that in mind. That’s what first gave me the idea for the book—realizing that people got such a kick out of my breakfast time songs or Lexi praying for the bus.

I started pulling the tweets together last summer, but I was never really certain the book would happen, so I don’t think it influenced me that much. I did realize that certain things would need to be in the book, like the court date last October when we finalized Milo’s adoption, but I would have tweeted that anyway.

As a writer, what is it about the 140-character limit that is so freeing (rather than being restrictive, as you might think).

There is a certain challenge to crafting something in 140 characters. You have to figure out exactly what you want to say and boil it down to its very essence. Sometimes as you’re trying to do that you realize there’s a better way to say it or a different way to go about it or you see it in a new way.

It’s also an experiment to see how concise you can make a statement and still retain meaning. That’s kind of fun.

Plus you have instant results. It’s a lot easier to throw out 140-character statements when you’re wrangling two kids under 4 than it is to, say, write a novel.

Tell me about your self-publishing experience. Did you ever give any thought to trying to package it for a publisher? What are some things you learned in the process of self-publishing the book?

One of the reasons that I went the self-publishing route is because I had an offbeat idea that I thought would be a hard sell. I did ask a few people but the response was kind of mixed—“great idea, good luck with that.” Rather than taking the time that kind of effort would require, I just wanted to get the book out there. If any book is ideal for self-publication, this one seemed like it.

The self-publishing experience has actually been pretty easy. Print-on-demand publishing makes the act of getting a bound and printed book in your hands relatively simple. Anyone can do it. Of course you also need a manuscript. And you need to edit that manuscript. And proofread it. (Good thing I do those things for a living). You also need to lay it out (I had incredible help from Ronald Cox on the layout). Then you need to design a cover (Again, I turned to Brian White of TriLion Studios). Then you need to spread the word—books don’t sell themselves.

So except for all that hard work, it’s easy.

I’ve heard of a few Twitter-update books over the last couple of years. Which ones are/were on your radar?

There are a few:

The first example I found was James Bridle. He took two years worth of his tweets and dumped them into a hardcover book as an experiment: My Life in Tweets. But he’s not selling it and he didn’t make any effort to curate his tweets or clean them up for a book format.

Nick Douglas put out Twitter Wit, a collection of humorous tweets and David Pogue did The World According to Twitter, a collection of humorous tweets clustered around topics (like phony Chinese proverbs, spam from the future, etc.). Both came out around the same time last year and both are essentially collections of other people’s tweets. Fun fact: Lexi and Milo’s godfather has a tweet in The World According to Twitter.

There are also services to turn your tweets into a book, like the full service TweetBookz, the PDF creator tweetbook.in or TweetNotebook that lets you create a notebook with a tweet at the bottom of every page. But those are more for creating your own personal scrapbook of sorts—they don’t set you up to actually publish and sell your book.

There are also plenty of Twitter-feeds-turned-books, like @Sh*tMyDadSays, @FakeAPStylebook and @HistoricalTweet though those are more books launched form a Twitter feed, not necessarily straight collections of tweets.

So I haven’t seen anyone doing exactly what I did. At least not yet. The Internet’s a big place.

What does Lexi think about being the “star” of a book?

At 4 years old, it’s hard to know how much she understands about it. I’ve told her I’ve got a book coming out and I’ve told her what it’s about. She agreed to sign her name in the pre-order copies, but until I have the actual book in hand I’m not sure she’ll get it.

In general she rolls with this stuff. She loves watching videos and looking at pictures of herself on the computer—and to those who say I’m raising a narcissistic child, she also likes to see her friends on the computer. Well, anybody on the computer: Daddy as a little kid, Grandma and Papa, kids in Haiti.

How are things going with Milo? Was the adoption process smoother or more difficult than you expected?

Life with Milo is amazing. In the past few months he’s started walking and he’s talking more and he’s just exploding into this little kid. He’s very much a boy—likes to be loud, throw toys down the stairs and destroy things. So that’s fun.

The process has been about what we expected. He came home so young that the transition was pretty easy. It also helps that the care center he was at in Ethiopia takes amazing care of those kids. That’s not to say it’s always easy when they’re young or that we’re “in the clear,” so to speak. Being adopted is part of who Milo is and that’s something that will always be a part of him and always be a potential speed bump.

Do you think you’ll ever do anything like this again? (A Twitter book, I mean.)

I’ll ignore your parenthetical and say that we are planning to adopt again. So we’re thrilled about that. We just made the decision and haven’t figured anything out yet, but we are leaning towards older kids. It’s fun to be launching this book and diving into adoption again at the same time.

And back to your parenthetical, I haven’t thought of doing a sequel to the book. We are adopting again, so there’s certainly the potential. As with any sequel I’d want to be able to tell a new story in a new way, so that might be difficult (though the funny things teenagers say would have an entirely different vibe). Even if it’s not a huge published book, I do like the idea of collecting and archiving tweets in a printed book. My original thought behind this idea was that it was something my Grandma would love to see, so even if it’s just for Grandma it’d be fun to do again.

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Thanks, Kevin. I’m reading Addition by Adoption right now, and it’s a lot of fun. Kevin’s a thoughtful guy, a creative writer, and the best kind of weird dad, which makes his Twitter feed worth following and this book totally worth buying.

Beginning today, Addition by Adoption is available for a limited one-week preorder for $12.99 through April 20. If you preorder, shipping is included, twice as much money goes to charity: water, and Lexi will personally sign your copy. Win all around.